Self Certification

Self Certification consists of you giving a reason for thinking you deserve to be certified.   You will be allowed to pick short term certifications, kind of like “I was an Idiot because..” or a get a general full time certification, these are designed for habitual offenders.

You will fill out the forms as required, select the format that you like and be on your way.

Options:

  1. A page on this web site explaining why you deemed yourself worthy of the certificate, searchable by name or certificate number.
     
  2. Membership in the exclusive “I know I am an Idiot” club.
     
  3. Household discounts, knowing that apples do not fall far from the tree, this allows any other members of your household/Family discounted pricing in the future if they feel that they too are worthy.

CLICK HERE TO START A SELF CERTIFICATION

 

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